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Mrs. St. Pierre’s FIRST GRADE CLASS

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So, I have a friend who’ve I’ve known since I sat in front of him in Mrs. St. Pierre’s FIRST GRADE CLASS. Even tho the world had yet to coin the term “BFF” or “besties”, we were WAY ahead of our time back then because that’s what we were – best friends. This explains why, […]

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So, you guys know for the last couple of weeks I’ve been my own version of “Clark Kent”

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So, you guys know for the last couple of weeks I’ve been my own version of “Clark Kent”…lawyer and legal analyst by day, until the clock strikes six or so, when I duck into a “phone booth” (aka, my office bathroom usually), spin my dress off, and emerge magically wearing spandex and a sports bra. […]

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So much for committing a random act of kindness today

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So much for committing a random act of kindness today. So far, I’ve called two of my staff on the carpet, let a swear word slip in front of Shepard Smith (off camera but hey, I shouldn’t need to remind myself to keep it classy, Spilly) and just had a war of words with the […]

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Just learned from the news that the Pope wears Prada

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

Just learned from the news that the Pope wears Prada…I guess God has really good taste

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So, I’m sitting on my bed

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So, I’m sitting on my bed, just sort of flipping through my thoughts while getting lost in a clothing catalog. It is the epitome of a lazy, grey day and I’m lounging in it unapologetically. There is absolutely no sound anywhere, except for the low din from mykitchen of an occasional ice cube being born […]

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This is a little long

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

This is a little long, because it’s excerpted from my book, BUT to all the ladies who can relate, I would love to invite you to enjoy a glass of wine with me around the now infamous high-gloss, counter height bar table since we know it won’…t crumble under the weight of our wine glasses […]

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Up until 5:30 this afternoon

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

Up until 5:30 this afternoon, if you called 411 and asked for my phone number, you wouldn’t get my highly publicized BUSINESS phone number; the number I spend thousands of dollars to advertise; the number I urge people to ‘store in their phones’; and the same number plastered on every smooth surface I can find. […]

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I managed to find the smallest, filthiest, most dilapidated nail salon

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

I managed to find the smallest, filthiest, most dilapidated nail salon in the entire city of New York, where all of the nail technicians appear to have the same case of whooping cough, typhoid or, if I’m lucky, just a simple flu – BUT this massage chair is BETTER than ANY strapping masseuse named Brock, […]

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I have to get up in 3 hours

Posted on January 12, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

I have to get up in 3 hours, which COULD BE making me delirious, BUT just the same, it’s bugging me how it’s kinda strange the way stupid things trigger other not-so-stupid things. Tonight I was with good friends. At a bar. An eclectic, hip, 14-layers-of-other-people’s-drinks-on-the-table, kind of bar. And sitting on top of what […]

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Comedian Tom Briscoe

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So, I’m writing Comedian Tom Briscoe an email because he is our very special guest tomorrow night on Happy Hour with Jonna Spilbor and Keryl Pesce…and, before I hit send, I need his email address. And since MY ENTIRE LIFE, is stored in my iPhone (smart…not!), I have to march all the way downstairs and […]

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