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Single Girl Crapola (also known as "This is What Happens when the Only Other Thing Living Under Your Roof, is the Stuff Growing on Your Take-Out Leftovers…") - The Gutsy Girls Guide to Getting Divorced

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Jonna in blog posts, Single Girl Crapola

“I don’t want that skank near my kids!!!” said my client as she plunked a fistful of Facebook screen grabs on my desk. “What skank would that be?” I queried back. “The SKANK who’s banging my husband of course!!!  It’s all right here,” she said, mushing the pages together like she was playing a game […]

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Posted on June 12, 2014 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

I was so freaking mad this morning, I nearly plunged the heel of my pointy-toe pump clear into a particular jerk’s Adam’s Apple! So, there’s this man I know – barely.   And by barely, I mean he’s corresponded with me on social media, has indicated he’s a fan, and has shared with me the brewing […]

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Posted on September 23, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

So, I was going to jokingly “brag” about how I went temporarily insane earlier today and decided to actually COOK something. Me, otherwise known as she who would need six months of cooking lessons just to be allowed in Rachel Ray’s AUDIENCE! The same me whose only thing in common with Giada De Laurentiis, is […]

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Posted on September 21, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

I got up at 4:30 this morning and was out the door at 6 am. Returned home at 8 and did four hours worth of work before I decided to take a break. A pretty LONG break. So, I’m sitting here semi-excited that a chick flick just started on whatever channel, and I’m trying to […]

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Posted on September 20, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

The three little words you do NOT want to hear from your doctor while he is staring at an image of your breast tissue and giving you the results of your mammogram are, and I quote, “Don’t freak out…” That’s pretty much like yelling, “Fire!” and expecting a person to not head for the nearest […]

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Posted on September 18, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

Sometimes…I want to take Windows 8…and run it over with my car…

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Posted on September 16, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

I had something kinda strange happen yesterday, and now I’m trying to decide whether I’m the victim of a mere happy accident, or a spooky invasion of my entertainment privacy. I’m in the car, and I know I’m going to be driving for a while, so I plug my iPhone in to my audio system […]

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Posted on September 9, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

Okay, just finished writing the first chapter of what will, in all likelihood, become my next unfinished book. While it ain’t no “Fifty Shades of Grey”, the word “hoo-ha” is used in a sentence…TWICE! Ooo la la

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Posted on September 8, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

SUPER hot guy just sat down SOLO next to me while my “date” is outside on the phone. Having trouble taming my flirt…45 more seconds and she’s getting unleashed!

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Posted on August 31, 2013 by Jonna in Single Girl Crapola

One year ago today, five of my best-besties were packing the packable parts of my life in cardboard boxes while my movers stood impatiently by. Big Jim: (the mover): “Can I ask why you waited until we were in the DRIVEWAY before you STARTED packing?” Little Me: (the movee): “Well Jim, it seems that trying […]

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