I managed to find the smallest, filthiest, most dilapidated nail salon in the entire city of New York, where all of the nail technicians appear to have the same case of whooping cough, typhoid or, if I’m lucky, just a simple flu – BUT this massage chair is BETTER than ANY strapping masseuse named Brock, or Stone or even Thor…dang! I need to get me one of these! Gonna be well worth the aggressive course of antibiotics and possible hospital stay